Dear Diary (03)

Dear Diary,

one of the things I enjoy most about living alone is that I can put everything wherever I want it to be without anyone telling me that it wouldn't belong there.
As a matter of fact, I now have my sprout-O-mat in the bathroom, as well as an umbrella (you never know when you will need one); my office-collection spends its time unlovedly in the hallway, and my kitchen-cupboards not only hold my full boardgame-collection, but also the street theatre costume of the mutant spider-bride, a drill stand, a sander, and everything else a woman living on her own could need.
What a pleasure!

Your's,
XXX